Hey, shopper!
Over here!
Buy me!
Consume me!
I’m meat!

Hello, potential purchaser
Allow me to introduce myself
So you can know meat better
Than just an item on a shelf

Long gone, a life of misery
Ugh, that awful processing facility
Turned me into a ‘fresh delivery’
& now the grocery displaying me.

I’m a hunk of flesh
I was hacked from a corpse
Refrigerator fresh
&
Ready for your fork.

They injected me with water-
a process they call plumping
…they know you like me juicy
While you’re chewing & munching.

I got treated with carbon monoxide…
Woah!
Hang on…it’s okay
It’s just so, ya know, as I continue to decay
I don’t turn an ugly brown or gray
See?
No need for self-centered dismay.

For you
I’m nice & bloody
For you
I’m red & meaty
& you know you wanna eat me
Completely.

If you could’ve seen me before I was meat
My fur was caked in mine & the others shit
I had tumors, abscessed liver…
You NAME it!
I had it!

…antibiotic resistant bacteria
Superbug
Belly hug!

Hey!
Don’t let the fact that I’m packed with poop deter ya!
I mean, you eat hormones, pesticides & vaccinated corpse
Some fecal contamination shouldn’t even phase ya!

My reduced price?
Don’t let that stop ya
E. coli?
Nah
Salmonella?
Bah
Ass cancer?
Hoopla

Whoops…forget I said that.
Hey, I’m just a bit of corpse…
What do I know?
Erm…Actually, I mean corpses
To be honest,
Some of me, is some of somebody else…

The wonders of meat glue!
It’s amazing what bacteria can do!
Who knew!

Look at me!
Meat!

My cellophane shining under the lights
Ain’t I a sight!

I’ll have you know that I am
THE FRESHEST
Saleable rotting corpse you can buy!
Why would I lie?
Oh, I apologize
…I personified…