Zombie
Hoard embody
Buy me!
Get one free!
Envy
Money
Spend me!
Shopping spree
Fine print freebie
Junkie
Consumer flunky
Marketing strategy
Cheaply
BE SOMEBODY
Expensively
Mass produced crappily
Shoddy
Tawdry
Made cheaply
Stand in queue meekly
Submissively
Bought mindlessly
Barcode junky
Carbon copy
Brainwashed completely
Zombie
[sweatshop factory]

[forced labor, slavery]
Black Friday
Is
A
Crime against humanity

Dig Out Your Soul

~hyde