Are you a vegan?
Yes, I am.
Can you eat eggs?
…of course I can.
So, do you eat eggs?
Hell no, man.
Can you eat meat?
It lies in my hands.
So, do you eat meat?
I choose to live vegan.
But what about fish? Pizza? Tacos? Parmesan?!
I. Just. Don’t. Understand.
The meat & dairy aisle is, like, my Disneyland.
Listen; you talking morgue, you walking graveyard,
I don’t eat death row inmates of a shit-slicked stockyard.
Holiday pork eater, sends pig greeting cards.
Flesh chewing, cow tittie sucking diehard.
Corpses rot in your guts, take a shit/discard.
Saying grace, …tho, practicing grace is avant-garde.
Your soul is paper thin, heavily marred.
Being vegan is hard….
No. What’s hard is your head
Not to mention a heart as heavy as lead
70 Billion Animals [for consumption] are bred
Non-vegans perpetuate brick red bloodshed
brain dead, fuck head
Stop eating animals, you’ve been misled
Eat some fucking plants, instead.
8% of the global population is vegan.Our numbers are rising.We are the future, right now.See life.Don’t end lives.
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