As a daily animal rights & vegan activist on Twitter, I get some serious troll action.

I am a loud voice against rodeo animal cruelty, ergo I have received death/rape threats from pro rodeo thugs.

As I meander through, I am often puzzled by vegan trolls. Not the ‘mmm bacon trolls’. Nah, those zombies are a dime a dozen and I sometimes feel a tinge sorry for their wild unoriginality. Occasionally, I even offer to troll myself for them.

It is the trolls that accuse you of being too compassionate/moral/ethical, yet they do it in such a way that they berate you for being sanctimonious. Pious. Some holier than thou animal loving/respecting asshole.

I ain’t ever gonna wrap my head completely around that one.